There once was an ape-like biped of indeterminable absolute size, living in a city of similar bipeds who wrapped themselves in fabric to shield their own anatomy from their friends and relatives as they would walk around on a spinning, magnetic rock shrouded in gas, orbiting a ball of plasma in a vast and nearly empty bendable space-time fabric, which was governed by inexplicable and invisible laws, and was birthed from a primordial explosion. This being believed his race would soon discover how the material they believed they were made out of produced the consciousness by which they believed they were made out of it.